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Nbk Weekend Out Feat Dg, Wg, And Eu

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So NBK had an IRL meet down in London, keeping in theme with our guest callers initiative we decided to invite a few friends!

Summary is courtesy of Aliroror

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This topic will probably be extremely long, but i do promise to make every single person that reads it laugh!!

People who attended:

Aliroror
Bigroror
F E R G
P E C K
Nykimu
Jelle
Posiedon
H A Richards
His Lordship

Friday - Daytime


With the times and everything decided, we all set out to get into london by around half 12. Rory was the first arrival and he went to pick up jelle and posiedon from st pancreas. I got off the train and rang biggie to be told that he is on his way back to pick the rest of us up with the belgians, so i sat tight and waited for the rest of the guys to arrive. There was a translation error between eddie and rory about where to get off but eddie still found his way to us. When ferg and peck arrived we had our merry band of warriors and we set out to find the hotel. Before we set off to find the hotel we went to a nice little cockney boozer for some lunch, after we all ordered and got our 1st alcoholic beverages we found a nice little table to eat. I had a portion of chips and when i went to put vinegar on pussydon went insane at me because belgians dont have vinegar on chips.

Although ferg lives in london and peck had google maps and the hotel details we still managed to end up in the ghetto and had to walk atleast 45 minutes to get remotely close to the hotel. We ended up in stratford which is where the hotel is but we had no clue what so ever where the hotel was so after peck getting google maps out again and studying about 6 maps (a VERY regular occurance over the weekend!) we spotted the big beauty in the distance and headed in its general direction.

When we arrived at the hotel we layed our bags down and sorted out a P.O.A. We decided to go to the pub to have a few drinks and let some of guys get a bite to eat and afterwards we headed to find a nice little cheap shop to stock up on alcohol for the night ahead. While we were in the shop Peck decided it would be a clever idea to buy a £30 bottle of absinthe (Itsh really nishe).

Friday - Night time

We headed up to room 405 to start our drinking session and although it was relatively early we still managed to get quite tipsy and decided it would be a good idea to try and find a wetherspoons at the westfield shopping centre. We got to the shopping centre and had a wander about to find something to do, We found a ridiculously priced bowling alley and a cinema but we found no wetherspoons.

Some of us were quite drunk by this point (Ferg!) and decided we had enough alcohol back at the hotel to get steaming before we go out (didn't make it though did we eddiekimu!). We got back to the hotel and Started drinking properly and Ferg was running around the room pouring absinthe down everyone's throat and in their drinks trying to get us on the same wavelength as him. Eddie decided that he was relatively sober and thought he should do a couple of triple whiskey's and coke + some sourz and absinthe.

When we all felt a little drunk, peck got on ts and we decided to give some of the greatest renditions of oasis ever heard to the rest of the guys back at home (hope you enjoyed it!). After a few hours in the room we decided to go to get some food because some of us were hungry, But as we got downstairs we realised that eddie was stinking mortal and it was going to be hard work getting anywhere with him but we battled on and even though he slept on a lamp-post and battled with jelle and rory to sprint across busy roads we managed to get to a local tesco. Rory tried to take eddie in but he was grabbing jars of jam and whatever else he could lay his hands on, so rory decided to take him out the front and lean him against a bin which eddie then fell asleep against (check pics at the bottom!).

Rory managed to safely get eddie back up the stairs to try help him go to sleep in room 305 with jelle while the rest of us stayed upstairs finishing what we had and slowly winding down. Suddenly we heard a knock at our door and when i got up to check the spy-hole i could not believe what i saw, it was an incredibly intoxicated eddie, who's farts smelled so horrific that it cleared a hotel room within 10 seconds. As ferg and peck went downstairs to get sleep and rory and pussydon upstairs with eddikimu sleeping on the floor, i went for a ciggie and to check on the other guys in the room below before heading back up. While i was sitting there mine and pecks phone went off with biggie telling us to come upstairs, to which peck replied why? and we received a picture that literally blew our minds. Eddie was butt-naked laying on the bedroom floor (see the pics for proof!).

After a while eddie woke up and ran back down stairs and upstairs, with this being a predominant feature for around an hour of the night. He even knocked on room 505 which is directly above us and when a big black man answered the door eddie drunkenly ran away leaving pussydon to apologise through his fits of laughter. We finally managed to get eddie to settle when he drunkenly tried to get into bed with peck, who was in a single bed in his boxer shorts. After peck moved a let eddie kidnap his bed everyone else decided it was time to sleep due to a long day on saturday.

Saturday - daytime

When we all woke up and showered we decided to take the 4rners to the city to see the tourist attractions. Before we headed off we went to a pub for a full english and to gain our bearings. We were approached in the pub by a Runcorn0 type guy who wanted to tell us a joke. The joke had peck crying at the table it was that good, the joke was ''how do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake!''.  We got the tube in to the city and dealt with all the tourist stuff early, even though we got lost a few times (ROLF). We want to go to an attraction so we got bantered up to go to the london tombs.

The london tombs was voted the scariest uk attraction for the last 3 years so we thought it would be fun to do as a group. We went in and the 1st half of the tour really wasnt too scary, bar the train at the start, but i still managed to scare jelle that much that he nearly attacked ferg. The second half of the tour was actually quite scary with events happening like nex trying to attack rory, getting chased by a man with a chainsaw and some freak making the most horrific clicking noise ever. We then walked around the markets having a look for some food when we found a little restaurant that sold some sort of dutch food called bitterballen. We decided to stop there and try the dutch food but the owner of the place wanted to rape/marry me so i started to flash2:panic and wanted to get out of there pretty quickly.

Saturday - night time

We headed back from the city to meet HAR in the hotel lobby and the night was starting to begin. We had been trying to get a hold of his lordship all day and we still hoped that we could get him out and with us for a drink. We decided it was a clever idea to go and eat before we started drinking so we walked down to the local macdonalds and kfc to eat. Eddie was having his 11th meal of the day at this point and it still looked like he could eat so much more. After eating we topped up on drinks to get slaughtered in the hotel room again and started off by playing a full game of ring of fire. Then suddenly pecks phone had a text message, With a collective yelp of excitement, His lordship said he was going to be at the hotel within 40 minutes.

Peck and ferg walked to the station to pick up gene while the rest of us stayed at the hotel drinking as much as we could. When gene got to the hotel we decided to play a rs based ring of fire which didnt last too long considering we were all so drunk. Peck was clever enough to buy a bottle of goldschlager for that night which didnt last too long and made him feel so grim. Everyone started play fighting while we were drunk and eugene gave us a rendition of the most famous rs rant ever, He then threw pussydon into a radiator in the heat of the moment to which pussydon said he was more worried about the blisters on his feet.

Jelle was almost dead for atleast 2 hours before i done the honourable thing and took him to bed in room 305, i took ferg who was steaming down for a cigarette and he ended up smoking two at the same time even though he doesnt smoke! I dropped ferg off in the drunk persons room (305) and went back up the stairs to listen to an intense discussion between everyone about runesklepp. Gene realised enough was enough and decided to get the night bus home (thanks for coming xox!) and we all decided to try simmer down.

We were all pretty drunk and decided to get in bed, but eddikimu accidently left his phone next to the legendary HAR who done one the greatest pranks of all time and text nykimu's mum 4 simple words ''sorry mum, im gay''. to which Eddie's mum replied with ''its ok sweetheart'', as you could probably tell eddie was never going to live that down and me and rory made sure he didnt by giving him a constant ribbing for atleast 30 minutes about his sexuality.

Peck decided he would be sick next to the lift that goes down to the next room, aswell as being sick in the toilet in the drinking bedroom. Peck had a bit of a stinker to be fair as he also tried to fight pussydon, who didnt understand him, and then said to me that he was going to knock me out in a minute. Ferg decided to come upstairs and steal someones bed, but ended up just eating toothpaste and spitting it at eddie for about 5 minutes with a grin on his face.We finally all dozed off around 3 am.

pussydon - the highlights

The reason this guy wasnt mentioned alot is because he is worthy of his own full section. This is the belgian party king without a doubt. If you ever have an opportunity to meet this guy you will not regret it. i will start with fridays highlights.

Drinking half a bottle of absinthe aswell as whiskey, sourz and stella
Accidently racially abusing a tesco worker for wearing a head scarf
Eating a shrimp, saying it is scampi, including the tail
Eating sushi and then calling it crap
Sitting up while we are trying to get to sleep talking to us
Making sure none of us were gay before he went to sleep
and some of saturdays highlights

Eating mushrooms even though he hates them
Calling every drink crap before drinking it
trying to use a 50 pound note to top up 5 pound on his oyster card
Continuously saying ''what the stink''
accusing jelle of not being a real belgian
saying black ladies pubic hairs are like afros
bringing a bed up from the lower room because he wanted to stay with us
drinking with the light on even though we were turning it off
There is so much more this guy done but ill let some of the other guys add some aswell!!

the conclusion!

All in all it was simply one of the best weekends i have ever had, and i know this recap is long but if i was to put every funny thing that happened on this topic it would take me a week to type up!. if you get the chance to come on a meet up dont even hesitate just come it will blow your stinking mind!.

I will also leave a lot of things out for the other guys that were there to add the bits they enjoyed the most, so if you were there do your own mini recap for everyone to read!

A BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT SHOWED UP!!!!!!

The pictures!



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The deterioration of Nykimu / Eddie
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The Don himself

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Eddie Repping a WG T-Shirt

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Few Random Pics from Second Night

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