Wildguard Meets In York

It began one fine spring morning when our beloved His Lordship arrived in the great Viking City.
Later joined by Mascherano (me), Vio (Keanu), Stokenut, Bassism, Tnuac, Squelchyfish, Mtoise (ex-Rune Raiders) and Armybuilder, our weekend got out of control.

Rather than write an essay that nobody will read, let's just put down some main points:

• Squelchyfish threw up over all over WG's property, including His Lordship's laptop, a whole bunch of phones, and Vio's ... body.
  
• Stokenut getting shot down and run away from by a girl that referred to him as "that bold fat guy".
  
• Being awoken by megaphone by yours truly
  
• His Lordship's Facebook getting hacked with a coming out status update that a (not so) surprising number of people believed.
  
• His Lordship cutting Keanu's hair, in exchange for a promotion to a rank he already has?!
  
• His Lordship diving nipple-first into a chair leg.
  
• A MASSIVE Game-of-Thrones-style feast that Stokenut thought was an appetiser to the main meal.
  
• One of our members ( Squelchyfish ) trying to sell us home made moonshine which is just more or less watered down vodka
  
• Squelchyfish eating a dirty kebab off the floor, from a shop window at 6am and throwing his coat in a stream of piss
  
• This:

Discuss.


More to follow, lots of pictures coming.